经典短篇英语笑话6则 给你的朋友来段英语幽默故事吧

时间 : 2020-04-13/英语笑话/阅读:
学习英语其实也并非是枯燥无聊,他和汉语一样,只要幽默的去表达,你会发现他会给人带来许多的快乐。我们准备了6则很有趣的英语幽默短故事,让你们的朋友也能体验英语带来的欢身笑语,也会发现其实学会英语也是会很有趣。
经典短篇英语笑话6则 给你的朋友来段英语幽默故事吧
英语笑话一:去你个头
小明上英文课时跟老师说:May I go to the toilet?
老师说:Go ahead.(可以开始去做)
小明就坐了下来。
过了一会儿,小明又跟老师说:May I go to the toilet?
老师说:Go ahead.(可以开始去做)
小明又坐了下来。他旁边的同学于是忍不住问:你不是跟老师说要上厕所吗?怎么不去?
小明说:你没听老师说“去你个头”(中式英文Go去 a个head头)啊!
 
 
英语笑话二:抢劫
Policeman: Why didn't you shout for help when you were robbed of your watch?
警察:有人抢你的手表时,你为什么不呼救呢?
 
Man: If I had opened my mouth, they'd have found my four gold teeth. That would be much worse.
男子:要是我张口的话,他们就会发现我的四颗金牙。那就更糟了。
 
 
英语笑话一:我要做的一切就是付钱
 
"My family is just like a nation," Mr. Brown told his colleague.
布朗先生告诉同事说:“我的家简直就象一个国家一样。
 
"My wife is the minister of finance, my mother-in-law is the minister of war, and my daughter is foreign secretary."
我妻子是财政部长。我岳母是作战部长,我女儿是外交秘书。”
 
"Sounds interesting, " his colleague replied. "And what is your position?"
“听上去挺有意思的,”他的同事说,“那你的职务是什么呢?”
 
"I'm the people. All I do is pay."
“我就是老百姓。我要做的一切就是付钱。”
 
 
 
英语笑话四:你娶了我的妈妈
Little boy: Daddy, I want to get married.
小男孩:爸爸,我想结婚。
 
Father jokingly said: Oh! Who did you have in mind?
爸爸打趣地问道:噢!谁是你心中合适的人选?
 
Little boy: Grandma.
小男孩:奶奶。
 
Father: Wait a minute, you did not think I'd let you marry my mother, did you?
爸爸:等一下,你认为我会让你娶我的妈妈?
 
Little boy: Why not? You married mine.
小男孩:为什么不?你娶了我的妈妈。
 
 
英语笑话五:怎么回事儿
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?
汤姆:约翰尼,你小弟弟好吗?
 
Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
约翰尼:他害病卧床了。他受了伤。
 
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
汤姆:真糟糕,怎么回事儿?
 
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
约翰尼:我们做游戏,看谁能把身子探出窗外最远,他赢了。
 
 
 
英语笑话六:魔鬼的妹夫
A woman whose husband often came home drunk decided to cure him of the habit. One Halloween night, she put on a devil suit and hid behind a tree to intercept him on the way home.
一位妇人发现丈夫回家的时候总是烂醉如泥,她决定为丈夫治好这个毛病。一个万圣节夜里,她穿上一套魔鬼戏服,躲在树后,准备在丈夫返家时拦截他的去路。
 
When her husband came by, she jumped out and stood before him with her red horns, long tail, and pitchfork.
当丈夫走近时,她从树后跳出来,站到他面前,头上带着红色的羊角、身后有长长的尾巴,手中握着钢叉。
 
"Who are you?" he asked.
“你是谁?”丈夫问到。
 
"I'm the Devil!" she responded.
“我是魔鬼!”她回答到。
 
"Well, come on home with me," he said, "I married your sister!"
“噢,那你跟我一起回家吧,”丈夫说,“我娶了你的姐妹!”
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